burning down the fire hall

Every body on the floor.

Can't get another in the door

Women falling out
of their high heel shoes,

Red-faced men

choking on their ties.

They're burning down

the fire hall tonight.

Everybody drinking

Everybody drunk

Then auntie versus auntie

Unc versus unc

And oh! Auntie Auntie

Kicks Unc in the junk!

They're burning down

the fire hall tonight.

Here comes the bride, 

Her mouth a mile wide,

Screaming for it all to stop.

Where is the groom?

Someone give him room.

Someone kick the man on top.

They're burning down

the fire hall tonight.