pink planet

[[ a song about women and men and mermaids and centaurs ]]

From a pink planet,

from the pink sand,

we all heard a sound

that left us unmanned.

"Come join us mermaids

here on the shore."

Sing us a love song 

we haven't heard before.

Never a one of us 

ever has heard 

a true love song.

On the pink planet,

we laid down our craft.

"Steamy," said a woman

preserved under glass

She was a remake of 

Venus Needs Ass.

.

"Steamy," said a woman 

pacing her cage.

She was a remake of 

Heaven in a Rage.

Then men on horses!

Or will they be centaurs?

One way or another

We'll be on all fours.

Cut to the mermaids

chewing on entrails, 

wiping their mouths

with the tips of their tails.

"Steamy," said a woman 

locked behind bars.  

She was a remake of 

Panther Girls from Mars.

"Steamy," said a woman 

stood under a light.  

She was a remake of 

night, night, night, night. 

From a pink planet,

from the pink sand,

we all heard a sound

that left us unmanned.

"Come join us mermaids

here on the shore."

Sing us a love song 

we haven't heard before.

Never a one of us 

ever has heard 

a true love song.