the beach

used to be a beach here

we played in the sand

you'd never know now

without being told

hey, shut up, grandpa

everyone knows that

it's all your fault for

being so old

hey, shut up, grandpa

why don't you go and

dig your own grave and

jump in the hole

hey, shut up, grandpa

we're all so young and

we're all so smart for

being so young

nobody young was ever dumb

used to be peace here

we lay in the grass

you'd never know now

without being old

hey, shut up, grandpa

it's all your fault for 

having been born and

living too soon

hey, shut up, grandpa

here's a new product 

we hope will let us

move to the moon

hey, shut up, grandpa

here's a new model

throw out the old one

things'll be fine

nobody young was ever dumb